When a Couple Dozen Eggs and a T-Bone isn't Enough

This Texas man really, really likes sausage. And not no goddamned 12 ounce sausage, but a 16 ounce sausage. Oh, and he knows about your little conspiracy Jimmy Dean Corporation. You've got over six hundred pounds of men and plump Scottish woman awares now! Stand up for your sausage, Texan.