Monday, February 11, 2008

Welcome to the Club


My little sister, the one whom I protected against hostile Indians, pedophiles and myself is now a mama. Welcome to the Club sister.
As a member of the club you will be afforded many honors. You will be assisted in times of peril and hardship as well as in times of gladness. You will know your sisters of the Club by means of Knowing Eyes, Knowing Smiles, and Helping Hands. We are legion. Your daughter will be protected not only by yourself but also by members of the Club. We have faith in you, I have faith in you, our mother has faith in you. Welcome, little sister!

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